Does anybody read our blog anymore?

This blog needs some love. We post, we comment, but where are the people? I don't think my husband reads our blog at all. Come on everybody, teamwork, there's no I in blog. Or "eye" come to think of it.
Here's my dream fill in the blank:
Last night I dreamt that I was trying to teach __________ to play _________.
Go for it!
R

Ramping up for the Waterpark

Waterpark tomorrow everybody! Who wouldn't want to support a great fundraiser and get to splash around for a couple of hours?
I'm most excited about the tube rides and the wave pool.
Next is Halloween, and that should be lots of fun too.
This week we almost ran all of Toni's block, and we only got scared once by thunder and lightning.
HUB was a bit of a bust for fundraising, but you've got to give them credit for being a team.
See you guys on the waterslides!
R

Marathon Haiku # 7,864,329

Two lines on one path
We go to go and go fast
Cake at the finish

Bananas!

Yesterday we met our Team. Team Diabetes Canada from Northern Alberta, or at least our peeps who chose to show up. We have official t-shirts now and everything!
I wonder where Cheez Whiz got its start?
It was nice to meet other people interested in fundraising and training for the marathon.
We will crush our competition like they are old, smelly bananas. And then we will bake them into banana bread (with chocolate chips) and eat them.
MMMmmm, it tastes like victory.

See y'all at the garage sale!
R

goldfish

I hope everyone had a fabulous turkey weekend!

Things have been going swell, I say. We're into our..... 6th week of training! holy cow! That's incredible! Yay us.

And now here's a joke that kept me giggling all day:

Two goldfish are in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns. I'll Drive."

hehe.....HAHAHAHA.....

T

Top 10 Reasons to go Home

We went walking on Sunday, and it got darn cold, darn fast. We cut the Dr. Zhivago walk a bit short and went home. So I begin, the first top ten on this blog: Roz's Top 10 Reasons to go Home
10. Creepy men. It's why we leave bars, it's why we avoid eye contact at bus stops, and it's a darn good reason to cut a walk short.
9. Bad underwear. I mean when you get up thinking today is a good day for sexy panties and forget to bring an extra pair for your walk. If a rash develops in any place you can't see without a mirror and advanced yoga, it's time to go home.
8. Armageddon. If you still have a home.
7. Chocolate. Sometimes, it's not home that distracts you but an unfortunately located confectionary establishment on your walking route. Damn that ice cream place!
6. TV. We have already encountered this one. You will walk much faster if you are in danger of missing your programs. If only we could go faster than the speed of light, we could get home before we left...
5. Boys with toys. We would go home if we saw Nelson and Brad drive by with cable, speakers, electrical equipment etc. No one needs their bedroom ceiling converted into a movie theatre.
4. Zombies. Realistically, the best place to be is home, that just makes sense.
3. Brad Pitt. If Brad Pitt showed up at Toni's house, I don't think I could stop her.
2. Anakin Skywalker. If Anakin showed up at my house, I don't think Toni could stop me.
1. The freaking cold!!! We were so unprepared for October! First, you get chilly, then you lose feeling in your fingers, then your hands and finally your spleen. And if you make it home without frostbite, your butt is so numb your heart almost stops. It was bad people. I'm still cold. Jean, we need hats, stat! Tomorrow, we will be much better prepared.
(PS Nothing else will stop us. Nothing.)
R