So, I came online planning to make an awesome post, because I expected that something would come to me, but uh, I got nothing.
If I could wax pathetic for a moment, where is all the fun?
I feel so tired lately and I'm not sleeping. You might think that it's just a cold, but I think I have a virus in my sunshine gland.
Also, if you guys could help me out, I need something that rhymes with "cats" for my birthday present for Toni. It can't be lame, so "hats, mats and gnats" are all out. Can I use another word that also means felines, but doesn't sound cheezy?
R
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a book of poetry from Roz for my bday??? yay! can't wait! hehe.... (*grins like a little school girl)
I also am not sleeping suberbly, Roz. And I'm not sick. Unless exhaustion is viral? sigh... maybe massages and a cocktail would help. both on a beach. I'm just sayin...
T
ps- gnat is awesome! :)
Every time I see or here the word gnat, I think of the smurfs. The one where eveyone was infected by getting bit on the tail and turned purple and ran around saying "GNAT,GNAT" best episode ever!! yes pronunce the "G"
Derrick
Or just for an opener, you can go simple like......
Oh look at the fat black cat lying on the mat saoking up the mid-day sun, eyes shut tight with paws that still fight with the gnat thats been buzzing all morn.
Thank you for making my mind work, ive just awoken from my walking coma!! ya for being creative!!
derrick
Now my mind is going so I have one more little poem.
Me on my back with my cat by my lat peacefull and serene is she,
A noise that did scare, she now sat and aware marking my chest with scratches that bleed.
This is one that my therapist thought was a good one to say to myself everytime Myst desides she is going to try to eat me.
Derrick
I just noticed it!! premature epostulation (side splitting, can't laugh out loud, to small of cubicle) now my day is complete. Haa haa!! (wipe small tear from laughing :) And is your sunshine gland anything like your figiggly gland? If you know where they keep anti-roz maybe you can switch them? You may have just tired your sunshine gland out do to too much goodness :)!! Maybe Toboganing might recharge it. I think thats right figiggly? Roz if im wrong please correct me unless anybody else knows what im talking about.
Derrick
How 'bout "spats"? "Flats"? "Brats"? Or maybe "aristocrats"?
You could go with the terribly anglophone pronunciation of the French word for cats: "chats".
Phil
Did you know.... a group of cats is referred to as a clowder ? Crazy. The things you can learn on the internet.
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